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Who are we anyway?  Why did we create this site?

We are just a bunch of engineers and other nerds who think that other internerds surfing around on the net and life in general should know their rights and responsibilities. 

What do we want from you?    

We want nothing from you.  Actually, what we want is for you to learn from this site and come back as much as possible.  In addition, if you want to send us a few thousand dollars or put us in your will we are down with that too.  If you would like to sponsor a page for $19.95 a month click here.

Meet Our Staff

Norma has been with us since the beginning of GenerationInformation.com.  She is our loving and loyal secretary.  She lives with her brother Eugene, eight cats and a dog named "Buster".

Eric is our hard-working co-op student from Kettering University (formerly GMI).  He has been with us for two summers and we look forward to harassing and hazing him mercilessly on a daily basis.

Gus is the editor of our Survival Links Department.  Gus enjoys hunting and reading Soldier of Fortune magazine.  He once had thirty-two confirmed squirrel kills from the top of his mother's house's roof.  Gus is also a free-lance writer and has many published works including the "Waco Manifesto".

Norbert is the editor of our Weird Stuff Links Department.  In his spare time, Norbert enjoys lifting weights, and avoiding the sunlight. 

Gerald is the editor of Busted Department.  He enjoys drinking Genessee Cream Ale, responding to fan mail working security at Wonderland Mall.   

Ricky is the editor of the Privacy Department.  A former K-mart security guard, Ricky has the inside track on protecting your rights on the net. 

Ronald is the editor of our Conspiracy and the Unexplained links department.   Ron is also the editor for our Medical Department and has an almost uncanny knowledge of vital organs.

Lewis is our other lovable co-op student.  A hard worker and eager learner, Lewis is a wiz on the copying machine.  Among Lewis's hobbies are playing Dungeons and Dragons and also playing with his cat.

Nick is the editor of our Scams and Ripoffs Department.  A former petty criminal, Nick came to us on a work-release program and has been with us ever since.  Nick is currently working on his GED. 

Johnny is the editor of our Music and Entertainment Department.  He is an avid REO Speedwagon fan and once followed the Electric Light Orchestra around on their 1978 North American tour.  Also an avid sportsman, Johnny enjoys riding his moped and playing John Madden 98 Football for the Sega Genesis.  Johnny claims to have once beaten Contra for the Nintendo Entertainment System with the "30-life" cheat code.  

Jed is the editor of our Internet Department.  An aspiring politician, Jed once ran for the head of PTA at his local elementary.  However Jed was disqualified from the race after it was discovered he has no children of his own at the elementary school.  In fact, Jed is unable to father children after suffering a freakish accident with a belt sander. 

Elijah is in charge of our Marketing Department.  A master salesman with a quick wit, Elijah is always the life of the party.  Thinking "out-of-the-box" is one of Elijah's best assets.  Here, Elijah uses a very creative marketing technique to drum up support for one of his side projects.

Ernest is the editor of our Passwords Links Department.  A former hacker, Ernest now lives with his mother in a one-bedroom apartment after being released from a Federal Prison.

Jared is the co-editor for the new, soon-to-be-launched fashion section.  Jared will share editing responsibilities with his step-father.  Note Jared's luxuriously flowing mullet.  His hobbies include driving his newly-acquired 1980 Trans Am, listening to ZZ Top and picking fights at family reunions.